Obama lists himself as 4th best President

Obama lists himself as 4th best President.

Must be using Cooley rules.

It Was On Fire When I Lay Down On It

Mr. Corzine's testimony seems to be channeling Robert Fulghum, or perhaps President "I inherited this problem" Obama."

"Without adequate time and materials to prepare, I may be unable to respond to various questions members might pose," he said.

I suppose the dog ate his homework as well.

A purse is not a gun when...

TSA Idiocy Continues

Gibbs said she was headed back home to Jacksonville from a holiday trip when an agent flagged her purse as a security risk.

'She was like, "This is a federal offence because it's in the shape of a gun",' Gibbs said. 'I'm like, "But it's a design on a purse. How is it a federal offence?"'

After agents figured out the gun was a fake, Gibbs said, TSA told her to check the bag or turn it over.

Doing a heckuva job there Lu.