Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Skipping Steps

I'm sick and tired of hearing about tax cuts being talked about in terms of the dollar value of taxes to be cut. Talking about the dollar value of taxes to be cut is like a football coach announcing that the team will be gaining 14 yards on the next play, instead of calling the play to be run.

It skips a step. A necessary step.

Tax cuts as dollar amounts, as discussed recently, are merely guesses at what will happen when tax rates are lowered.

To talk accurately about the tax cuts requires talking about the change in the rates and/or the shifts in tax policies (like the elimination of the "marriage tax penalty") that are being proposed.

And don't get me started on lumping together the "cuts" of the next ten years and reporting it as a single figure, like anyone has a clue what the economy will look over the next ten years. Even Alan Fucking Greenspan couldn't possibly see that far into our murky future.

Quick and dirty (really dirty) paintshop fun.

I note that the Washington Post only refers to Hillary's advance for this book as "a seven-figure advance," conveniently ignoring that the $8,000,000.00 bribeadvance given to Hil' was the single largest advance ever paid.

Monday, April 28, 2003

Looks like someone might need a timeout.
A kindergarten teacher has been arrested for allegedly robbing a bank of about $2,500 over the weekend.
Apparently he told everyone to put their heads on their desks for nap time, and then he turned the lights off in the bank while he collected everyones' milk money.
Just a thought for everyone that will get in a car (or SUV) today...
DOT Releases Preliminary Estimates Of 2002 Highway Fatalities

The OK news is "The fatality rate per 100 million vehicle miles traveled (VMT) remained unchanged at 1.51."
Unfortunately, we drove 1.7% more miles, so "It was the highest number of fatalities since 1990."

However, Darwin still has a point:
59 percent of those killed were not wearing seat belts, and 42 percent were alcohol-related deaths.
Since it is estimated that seat belt use is now up to about 75%, it strikes me that wearing your seat belt is a darn good idea.

Saturday, April 26, 2003

This post is directed at a few of my readers in particular, though many might find it interesting.

Events early in pregnancy might affect length of term.

Investigators from the Auckland-based birth research centre the Liggins Institute say their evidence suggests a mother's diet before and around the time she conceives can profoundly influence the length of pregnancy.

They speculate a missing nutrient in the diet may be to blame for about 40% of New Zealand's 3500 premature births every year

I feel safer already!

Friday, April 25, 2003

Laser eye correction surgery doesn't always provide the happy-happy, fun-fun results that radio personalities seem to be bragging about all the time. Sometimes LASIK surgery damages peoples' vision quite a bit.
Surgery had turned her world into a blurry, warped collage. "If somebody was standing in front of a light source, whatever was in the background behind them would end up looking like it was on top of them." Not only was there distortion, but Ross saw a veiny veil over everything, as if she were seeing her own eyelid.
...
Two weeks after surgery, the numbness wore off and dryness set in. "I'm pouring in drops every five minutes," he recalled. He used so many, in fact, that the skin around his eyes became red and tender, as if from a chemical burn. Conventional eyedrops only made his eyes worse, and lubricating eye gels weren't any use, either.

Williams eventually tried to resume playing tennis. But staring at the ball on a windy court caused dry, painful spots -- corneal erosions -- to develop on the surface of his eyes. "I would play once and it would take three weeks to recover," he said. "It feels like you have a stone in your eye."
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Sandy Keller of Torrance began her LASIK nightmare in September 1999. Nearsighted and unhappy with contact lenses, she was encouraged by her optometrist to pursue laser vision correction with a particular eye surgeon. As Keller's court complaint tells it, the blade jammed during the first flap incision, and it was downhill from there. Her tortured odyssey included debris in the eye, wrinkles in the cornea, inflammation, clusters of ingrown cells, and enzymes melting her eye tissue. Life became an endurance marathon of blurred and multiple vision, promises of cure, and gross negligence. By the time her ordeal was over, she had undergone eight laser vision-correction surgeries by three different surgeons. She ultimately learned that her optometrist had a financial interest in the recommended laser center. "I discovered that I was never a good candidate for the surgery due to huge nighttime pupil size, dry eyes for years prior to surgery, and warped corneas from years of ill-fitting contact lenses," she said.
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Richard Miller, a native of Lafayette who now lives in Sacramento, learned LASIK economics the hard way. Since his case would cost $100,000 to litigate and he had only suffered an estimated $50,000 in damages, no lawyer would work with him. "Before my surgery, I had 20/20 vision with my glasses," said Miller, who was nearsighted. "After surgery, I have 20/30 vision, which cannot be corrected by any glasses." His permanently fuzzy vision is accompanied by halos and glare, and he suffers headaches, eye strain, and difficulty driving at night. "My doctor has pronounced my surgery a 'success,'" he said. "Had I known this is 'success,' I would never have had LASIK!"
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Happy LASIK patients are ecstatic, noted Dr. Arthur Epstein in the January 2002 issue of Review of Optometry. "But unsuccessful patients exist in a permanently altered waking nightmare from which there is presently no escape," he wrote. Epstein warned that LASIK is still experimental surgery, and in hindsight could ultimately prove to be a physician-induced health crisis.

Despite voices of warning from Epstein and others, the money machine trudges onward. Last August the FDA gave unanimous premarket approval to a new wavefront-guided LASIK system. Wavefront has been hailed as the next big step, because it allows for more customized eye-reshaping. But study participants were no more satisfied with their surgeries than patients had been during earlier LASIK studies. A full 9 percent of participants evidently were dissatisfied with their Wavefront outcome, and the study found no functional improvement compared to older lasers. The one detectable benefit was that while wavefront still created problems with glare, halos, and starbursts, it created fewer of them than older lasers. But despite all the hoopla, only half of all patients found their vision as sharp after surgery as it had been before with glasses.
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Weighing in at 56 pages, its last few pages were devoted to malpractice prevention. Most damning, however, was something buried on page nineteen. There, at the bottom of a list itemizing more than a dozen complications of LASIK-induced dry eye, appeared a warning to watch for these complications: "depression" and "suicide."

Sites for more info.

[Link via ObscureStore.]

Thursday, April 24, 2003

Ken Layne does a great job taking an editor from my local rag down a notch.
In America, the tyrant is the little man presiding over a roomful of employees ruled by Fear. He is the hate-filled middle manager, the brown-nose, the squealer, and especially the corporate mid-sized newspaper editor. Like the squirrel, he is a lifelong fraud, gladhanding the Chamber of Commerce boys and Board of Realtors while occasionally shitting out bogus pronouncements about journalistic integrity and Free Speech and that Pulitzer he bought a dozen years ago. His time is nearly up, too.

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

Police telling a suspect to cough it up takes on a whole new meaning in this case.
Betances began sweating profusely and breathing irregularly minutes after he was arrested on a charge of selling heroin on the morning of June 20, 2000, in New Haven. When detectives asked him if he had swallowed any of the heroin packs, he said he had.

The arresting officers summoned an ambulance and the EMTs administered a drug that blocks the body's absorption of heroin. Betances' immediate reaction was to vomit the contents of his stomach.

The medical treatment probably saved his life. But it also provided the basis for a constitutional challenge to his conviction that centers on the eight bags of heroin, bearing the logo "The Cure," that police retrieved from the vomit.

I will raise my own money
and I will not use
my wife's money.
John Kerry, Senator Two Face
Click for Animated Version
 
I'm considering
using my wife's fortune.

[Thanks to Mickey Kaus for sources.]

Air travel to SARS infected areas is down (dramatically).

How about exports from those areas?

Given the not-fully-understood transmission mechanism of SARS, is it possible for consumer goods to carry the disease as did Homer Simpson's juice loosener?

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

How long until the U.S. starts getting blamed for items that turn up missing from these recently discovered 4,000 year old tombs in Eqypt?

Monday, April 21, 2003

Seems pretty straight forward to me.
California Penal Code Section 187

(a) Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.
(b) This section shall not apply to any person who commits an act
that results in the death of a fetus if any of the following apply:
(1) The act complied with the Therapeutic Abortion Act, Article 2
(commencing with Section 123400) of Chapter 2 of Part 2 of Division
106 of the Health and Safety Code.
(2) The act was committed by a holder of a physician's and surgeon'
s certificate, as defined in the Business and Professions Code, in a
case where, to a medical certainty, the result of childbirth would be
death of the mother of the fetus or where her death from childbirth,
although not medically certain, would be substantially certain or
more likely than not.
(3) The act was solicited, aided, abetted, or consented to by the
mother of the fetus.
(c) Subdivision (b) shall not be construed to prohibit the
prosecution of any person under any other provision of law.

Sunday, April 20, 2003

Good to see that travel companies other than the cruise lines have been practicing their deck-chair rearranging skills.

Saturday, April 19, 2003

Boy, the ACLU really is just a shell of its former self. Shamelessly political, the ACLU has taken it upon itself to join in a fray which it openly admits implicates no civil liberties whatsoever.
At the outset, we recognize the right of the Hall of Fame to set an agenda for its events and to exercise editorial control over that agenda.
Yet, we feel the need to stick our fucking noses in where they don't belong, being that we have absolutely no relation whatsoever to the strong individuals who founded this once proud organization. God forbid the ACLU actually stick to its stated mission "to fight civil liberties violations wherever and whenever they occur."

[Ooops, I said God. Maybe now you'll write me a letter that "at the outset recognizes my right to believe in a higher being, yet I should be more careful in helping to build an athiest tolerant democracy."]

Dennis Miller, in his latest special on HBO, sums it up nicely:

The ACLU will now fight against people's right to put a plastic nativity scene up in public yet they'll defend the guy who fucks one of the plastic sheep."
And with that lovely image in mind, I wish you all a Happy Easter.
We never had job fairs like this at my high school.
You've gotta love the Marines' improvised tactics for dealing with looters:
For the looters who came later, Marines used humiliation, and more than a little fear.

"We kind of zip-locked their hands behind them, and burned their clothes and shoes," Walker said - which explained why journalists saw fleeing men in underwear in the district.

"We told them it's better for them they don't come back," he added.

Thursday, April 17, 2003

Letterman had a 20 second prerecorded spot tonight that was so good I feel the need to memorialize it in a post. I'm doing this from memory, so don't expect verbatim reporting.
[Clip of people digging through rubble.]

Voiceover: American forces search through Iraq hoping to find the remains of Saddam Hussein.

[Scene switches to a clip of Saddam]

Luckily, US forces recently acquired a sample of Saddam's DNA, so we should be able to indentify Saddam's remains.

Voiceover: And just where did we get this supply of Saddam's DNA?

[Screen goes black and then holds just a picture of Monica Lewinsky up on screen.]

[Long pause.]

[Replaces picture with a smaller picture of Monica.]

Voiceover: [and under picture] Thank you for your service to your country, Monica Lewinsky.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Get your own "Iraq's most wanted" deck of playing cards here.

Monday, April 14, 2003

Today's Stars and Stripes has a story about some cool new battlefield technology that is reportedly working very well in Iraq - QuickClot, a granulated instant coagulant that stops bleeding, even on very severe injuries, buying time to get the wounded person to more extensive medical facilities.

UPDATE: Just wanted to add this link to more info about QuickClot.

Friday, April 11, 2003

CNN, eager to keep an office open in Baghdad over the past 13 years, hushed up many stories it knew of Iraqi torture.

The New York Times titled this op-ed by Eason Jordan, "The News We Kept to Ourselves," but in all fairness I think the title should have been "The Lies We Told Ourselves".

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

Now, tell me again how issuing carry permits will turn fender benders into fatal shootings.
Here's another blog entry made simply because I want to be able to find a reference to this later on.

GM pulling plug on electric cars

As California retreats from its strict pollution regulation, GM is taking the EV1 cars off the road when leases expire because it can no longer supply parts to repair them, GM spokesman Dave Barthmuss said.

The automaker is shipping the cars to museums and universities for preservation, sending them to a research lab in New York, "cannibalizing" them for parts for the few still on the road, or scrapping them.
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Honda concluded that the limited popularity of the electric car wouldn't effectively contribute to cleaner air, said Vice President Ben Knight said.
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Of the more than 1,000 two-seater sporty EV1s built by GM, only about 375 are on the road. The plan is to have them off the road by the end of next year.

Airport Guard Accused Of Taking A Nap

My favorite part:

On the night of March 27, another Murphy Security guard stationed at the east end of the airport was found asleep by a state trooper making rounds. Fazzino said this man admitted he was sleeping. Airport officials, citing confidentiality of personnel matters, have not said whether he was fired.
Great, the same folks who rifle through our drawers, papers, effects and posessions are claiming privacy as a reason why they won't say if they fired someone for sleeping on the job. Wonderful.

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

So, John Edwards is leading the pack of Democratic nomination hopefuls in fundraising. I wonder why that might be?

Vote Edwards for President, Or He'll Sue Your Ass Off bumper sticker image

Monday, April 07, 2003

Hillary's sham book deal -- A Vast Writing Conspiracy?

[First seen here.]

Friday, April 04, 2003

Boo Hoo

A UN official doesn't want us single handedly financing the rebuilding of Iraq using revenues generated from its oil resources.

I remember reading, and mostly dismissing, reports last fall that the single largest source of funding for the UN was administering the trust fund created for Iraq's oil-for-food program. Crap like this current article make me think that last years UN conspiracy theorist is turning out to be this years UN analyst.

Thursday, April 03, 2003

Though I will certainly burn in hell for creating this mock tour advertisement for SARS, here you go.

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

It occurs to me that Columbia University professor Nicholas De Genova might have actually been calling for the extermination of billions of anti-American Muslims and Africans. I mean, if U.S. forces killed "several thousand" in Mogadishu, and you multiply that by one million...